Brutally honest career feedback

Get roasted.Get hired.

Drop your LinkedIn URL or screenshot. masher serves the roast, the truth, and three fixes worth stealing.

Free roast. No signup. No polite corporate fluff.

masher
Roast Me

Paste your LinkedIn URL here

or upload a screenshot

Sample verdict

“Thought leader” isn't a job title.

No filter.

Just better.

10 sec

From profile drop to uncomfortably accurate feedback.

3 fixes

Every roast leaves you with a next move.

$0

No signup before you get the joke.

The process

A little pain. A lot more polish.

Good career advice shouldn't read like a performance review. This is direct, fast, and weirdly motivating.

  1. 01

    Drop it like it’s hot

    Paste a LinkedIn URL or toss in a screenshot. We only need the evidence.

  2. 02

    Take the hit

    Get the honest read on your headline, photo, summary, and favorite corporate filler words.

  3. 03

    Glow up

    Leave with three concrete fixes—then share the roast or unlock the full rewrite.

Your shareable roast card

Your ego called.
It's crying.

ToneSavage

TruthSpecific

FixesUseful

Made for the group chat

Laugh at yourself. Then level up.

Your result comes with a branded share card so friends can witness the damage—and a genuinely useful way to stop repeating it.

Free roast

$0

The reality check, three fixes, and a roast card for the group chat.

Roast me free

The full rewrite

$9

A cleaner headline, complete About rewrite, and positioning that makes the right people pause.

Fix my profile

The useful bit

Every roast ends with a way forward.

  • Trade your buzzword soup for a headline with an actual point.
  • Give your About section a pulse, not a mission statement.
  • Make your proof impossible to scroll past.

Your profile is already being judged

You might as well hear the useful version.

Roast my LinkedIn