Brutally honest career feedback
Get roasted.Get hired.
Drop your LinkedIn URL or screenshot. masher serves the roast, the truth, and three fixes worth stealing.
Free roast. No signup. No polite corporate fluff.
Paste your LinkedIn URL here
Sample verdict
“Thought leader” isn't a job title.
No filter.
Just better.
10 sec
From profile drop to uncomfortably accurate feedback.
3 fixes
Every roast leaves you with a next move.
$0
No signup before you get the joke.
The process
A little pain. A lot more polish.
Good career advice shouldn't read like a performance review. This is direct, fast, and weirdly motivating.
- 01
Drop it like it’s hot
Paste a LinkedIn URL or toss in a screenshot. We only need the evidence.
- 02
Take the hit
Get the honest read on your headline, photo, summary, and favorite corporate filler words.
- 03
Glow up
Leave with three concrete fixes—then share the roast or unlock the full rewrite.
Your shareable roast card
Your ego called.
It's crying.
ToneSavage
TruthSpecific
FixesUseful
Made for the group chat
Laugh at yourself. Then level up.
Your result comes with a branded share card so friends can witness the damage—and a genuinely useful way to stop repeating it.
The full rewrite
$9
A cleaner headline, complete About rewrite, and positioning that makes the right people pause.
The useful bit
Every roast ends with a way forward.
- Trade your buzzword soup for a headline with an actual point.
- Give your About section a pulse, not a mission statement.
- Make your proof impossible to scroll past.
Your profile is already being judged